I like this better than my, “It’s not your fault that you’re crazy, but it is your responsibility.”

I like this better than my, “It’s not your fault that you’re crazy, but it is your responsibility.”

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
I really like the specificity of the situation that calls for this dance. It’s like some of my favorite off-label uses of drugs. E.g. who the hell would have thought of using Geodon for something like this?

mariawojo:

New dance tutorial for you single ladies! HOLLERRRR

He wasn’t having a seizure. That time.

sleepytime-pictures:

You’re welcome. #KeepCalm and #Dance like #IanCurtis. #JoyDivision (at Los Angeles, California (North Hollywood))

Emotional Hang-ups: New designs and new medium! If you like our designs but don’t want to pay $14 or more for them on clothing, and you don’t like how they look on little things like buttons, mugs, and bumperstickers, why not try posters? They start at $7 and are bigger than most shirts. I’ll keep adding designs and formats, so keep checking all the usual social media for updates.

Heed Mr. Delaney. Lexapro works. Meds are good. When you’re alt.depressed.as.fuck and feel lower than whaleshit on the bottom of the ocean, just say, “yes” to drugs.

This was originally posted February 26, 2010.


I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during…

I’ve expanded the NOT Contagious line into bumperstickers, magnets, and buttons. Available in bulk so you can plaster your area with these shitty stigma-busting designs.

This is why I have a tumblr blog.  So assholes like this, who plagiarize my work, have to get a name like crazy-meds.  They probably think the link to the site’s home page in that teeny little typeface makes it all better.  It doesn’t, asshole.

But now I know what to do with a tumblr blog, so thanks for the idea dildo-breath.  I might even steal some of those graphics to use, because sharing is caring, right?

More plagiarists at the Crazymeds Plagiarism Hall of Shame.

This is why I have a tumblr blog. So assholes like this, who plagiarize my work, have to get a name like crazy-meds. They probably think the link to the site’s home page in that teeny little typeface makes it all better. It doesn’t, asshole.

But now I know what to do with a tumblr blog, so thanks for the idea dildo-breath. I might even steal some of those graphics to use, because sharing is caring, right?

More plagiarists at the Crazymeds Plagiarism Hall of Shame.

New designs! Assorted brain cooties aren’t contagious. Bipolar, depression, epilepsy, OCD, PTSD, and schizophrenia. Shirts and mugs.  Buttons, magnets, and bumperstickers coming eventually.  Like Team Schizophrenia, Schizophrenia Is NOT Contagious merchandise is sold at cost.

New designs! Assorted brain cooties aren’t contagious. Bipolar, depression, epilepsy, OCD, PTSD, and schizophrenia. Shirts and mugs. Buttons, magnets, and bumperstickers coming eventually. Like Team Schizophrenia, Schizophrenia Is NOT Contagious merchandise is sold at cost.

Dumbass Californicators haven’t been payin’ no attention. Earthquakes have been happenin’ out here for years thanks to all the frellin’ frackin’!

atmidnightcc:

Oklahoma totally freaked out after a sudden earthquake shook their #butts for the first time in years.
Dumbass Californicators haven’t been payin’ no attention. Earthquakes have been happenin’ out here for years thanks to all the frellin’ frackin’!

atmidnightcc:

Oklahoma totally freaked out after a sudden earthquake shook their #butts for the first time in years.

kadrey:

JG Ballard’s books for children were not a success by Tom Gauld.

kadrey:

JG Ballard’s books for children were not a success by Tom Gauld.